Saturday, September 19, 2015

Breakthrough!

As a Type I diabetic and stage IV colon cancer patient...

As someone with friends and relatives facing multiple sclerosis, breast cancer, pancreatic cancer, autism, heart disease, HIV/AIDS, and a host of other life-altering and life-threatening conditions...

And as the frequent recipient of updates on the latest efforts to treat pediatric conditions that, when you read about them, seem like the most terrifying things you can possibly imagine a tiny person having to face...

I am pleased* to provide this report on the latest major breakthrough in medical science:




* Yup, that was sarcasm.

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