Chalkboard Poetry

Maybe it's just Seattle, but it seems every bar and restaurant in town now has a chalkboard out front upon which is written some clever saying, usually on the subject of beer, wine or alcohol. Ben Franklin and Homer Simpson seem to be popular sources for such words of wisdom. 

But a friend sent me a picture taken in front of some such place that raised the stakes by providing poetry. I'm not sure the poem was original, but it still struck me as pretty great. Since the picture was kind of fuzzy, I shall instead just quote it here:

A Haiku about getting out of bed

No no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no

I'm not usually much of a poetry fan, but that one really spoke to me. Can't imagine why.