John's Instant Amnesia

I discovered this recipe today, and found it to be incredibly useful for forgetting about cancer, chest ports, chemotherapy and whatever other crap life may have dropped in your lap. 

For those without easy access to all of the ingredients, the outcome could presumably be just as successful with a few substitutions to account for one's personal situation and taste. 




Instant Amnesia

1   Convertible with a passable car stereo
1   CD, mix tape, iPod or flash drive (as appropriate) loaded with your favorite songs
1   Lovely sunny day
1   National Park of your choice

Mix all ingredients together. Serves 1-6, depending on the convertible.