I Missed My Calling

I've decided I should've gone into marketing. After four days in Houston I've come up with a new slogan for the city: 

"Houston -- we make Los Angeles seem appealing."

But in all fairness, I really didn't see much of the city, having spent nearly the entire time on the medical center campus. It's a crazy place. There's like seventeen hospitals, related research facilities, and a bunch of hotels all occupying the same plot of land. Happily, I didn't need medical attention, but there would've been no shortage of options if I had.