A Cancer Update

Here's a completely subjective and data-free update on the state of my cancer as of three days before the next $20,000 Thursday...

Feet: Trashed
Fingernails: Trashed
Energy Level: Trashed
Appetite: Trashed
Gastrointestinal Operations: Trashed
Skin: Trashed
Sleep Schedule: Trashed
Soul: Trashed

So I guess there's a theme...